I reject your reality and substitute my own

laphishpe:

animefreakkai:

I like to think that the hide and seek game Connor plays in the beginning was practice for finding Charles Lee. 

KAYLEE DLFJKGHLAKJDSHGKADFLKJ

Technically he found Lee at the end of the hide and seek game too. 

It’s like…..

A foreshadowing of the whole game. 

Assassin’s Creed: Hide and Seek with Charles Lee. 

I like to think that the hide and seek game Connor plays in the beginning was practice for finding Charles Lee. 

laphishpe:

Connor “Don’t Fucking Touch Me” Kenway
ft. Revere, Lafayette, and Washington.

DON’T TOUCH ME I AM AN ADULT

I like the part where he’s practically hissing when Washington goes to touch him. 

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHITE MAN HISSSSSSSSSSS!

laphishpe:

stop paul das gay

PAUL

PAUL NO STOP


Champion Pack - Joe’s Costume

shuraiya:

joethenightstalker:

I adore it. I love it. It’s amazing. He really looks like an Assassin now.

oh god this makes me just

seize up 

my original outfit was bad enough

ugh i can’t breathe

also i guess he inherited the magical magnetic butcher knife from the mountebank

Just played a manhunt game with this design and I loved it. (might even cosplay it) 

How does one get the Champion pack though? 

shuraiya:

enrychan:

Assassin’s Creed III official concept art

more like Booty Creed III official concept art because dayum lookit dat booty

I would have to agree. DAT ASS. 

Got the Assassin’s Creed 3 shirt I won from a Ubisoft twitter contest today!!! Extremely happy considering that I wanted one badly and was too broke to get it! 
YAY!

Got the Assassin’s Creed 3 shirt I won from a Ubisoft twitter contest today!!! Extremely happy considering that I wanted one badly and was too broke to get it! 

YAY!

Assassin’s Creed III

bonesonmyface:

EXPECTATIONS:

REALITY:

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

Oh man, this has completely made my day! 

LOLOLOLOLOL

Oh man….just realized that I have an Indian dancing stick. If I were to cosplay Connor one day……

LET ME SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE!